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Thursday, February 16, 2006 

Cheney's Got A Gun

Here's a little diddy I came up with using Aerosmith's "Janie's Got A Gun" as the framework.


Dumb, dumb, dumb Cheney, what have you done?
Dumb, dumb, dumb it's the sound of a gun
Dumb, dumb, dumb Cheney, what have you done?
Dumb, dumb, dumb it's the sound, it's the sound...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....

Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
His whole world's come undone
From lookin' only at his gun
What did Whitty do?
What did he put you through?

They say when Cheney wasn’t arrested
They found him declaring no blame
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Cheney’s got a gun
He ain't never gonna be the same

Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
Our dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue
What did Whitty do?

He must’ve jacked a little bitty torte
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under
The litigatin' and the thunder
Knew that someone had to stop the rain

Run away, run away from the quail
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the quail
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
Our dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did Whitty do?
It's Cheney’s last I.O.U.

He had to take him down easy
And put a bullet in his face
He said 'cause nobody can touch me
The man was such a dweeb
He ain't never gonna be the same

Run away, run away from the quail
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
Everybody is on the run

Cheney’s Got A Gun
Our dog day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run (Cheney, Cheney what's your problem?)
'Cause Cheney’s got a gun (Tell me it ain't right)
Cheney’s got a gun (Was it Whitty’s quail robbin'?)
Our dog day's just begun (That made us scream at night)
Cheney’s got a gun
Our dog day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run
Cheney’s got a gun


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